Garlic Penis

When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.

Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?

Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?

by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010

garl

A different way of saying girl gurl gal etc...

That garl has one fineeeeee booty

by looooooop[eeeeeeeeeeeeeee] October 27, 2007

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

Glarg

to randomly hit computer keys on the keyboard. expresses emotions such as confusion, anger, and sheer boredom.

me:gosh ive been so sdfhosidjrlesijglkgopei lately. ya know?
her: no. i have no fucking clue what you're talking bout
me: bitch. im fucking glarging.
her:oh...*akward silence*

by JEWjew February 15, 2008

Garl

Eye residue which collects during the night in the inner corner

After a long night, my eyes were full of garl

by TaintedlovePD November 25, 2009

GLALG

Giggling like a little girl

He wasn't lol he was GLALG

by GLALG February 17, 2009

Garlic man

A racist slur towards Italians. Used to discriminate Italians. The term comes from the deep belief that Italians use too much garlic in their foods while they cook.

Mom: oh my god kids we need to run it’s a garlic man
Kids: AHHHHHHH

by Italian Sausage Dealer February 11, 2020