When one has been cooking in the kitchen using garlic then masterbates later thus making ones penis smell like garlic.
Jessica: Your cock smells like a Garlic Penis, have you been masterbating with garlic again?
Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?
Chris: Hell no I don't like fingers in my anus!?
by Delirious Motherfucker July 20, 2010
A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.
Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008