the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.

Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future

by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Future People

Totally mentally gifted and usually also fine as hell.

I wish I were one of the Future People

by virzas September 30, 2020

William the future

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by agasobanuye October 21, 2019

Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.

“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”

by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021

future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022