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funeral

A ceremony honoring a person who passed away. Involving burial.
''a really sad funeral''
by the random. November 30, 2021
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funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)
I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile
by Mc.ink November 5, 2020
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Funeral-Istic

Funeral-Istic;

1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.

2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.

3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?

2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.

3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.

2.
by wolfles August 15, 2015
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Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
by SammyChica April 15, 2023
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Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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gay funeral

A funeral in which i pray the lord my soul to keep to bless jahseh 🙏👆🏾🏀
mother i attendeth jahses gay funeral
Allah amen
by Hugo P. April 10, 2020
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Funeral

A party or celebration for the death of someone.
Person 1: I'm going to a funeral.
Person 2: oh, who died?
by BiShadowEnby August 9, 2021
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