Fuck me in the ear

Or F-MITE, for short: an expression that attempts to fully convey the combined sentiments of utter disgust, contempt, shame, and anger with a pinch of quiet resignation to one's current circumstances... when things couldn't get much worse...when faced with two equally unattractive and unpalatable options.

I got a cut in pay AND I have genital warts? Plus your mother is coming to visit? Gah! Well, fuck me in the ear...

by Scar01 November 7, 2010

Fucked over

Someone who used u and messed up your life

Dam you really fucked over me I thought you loved me

by 7uliette_ February 5, 2021

kentucky fucked

Fucked in the worst way possible.

This was in fucking college. Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by Yopkek April 18, 2020

Fucked me into next week

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.

"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"

by ducatigrrl September 1, 2011

fuck me in the ass

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

by russianwarrior November 19, 2013

Fucked up big time

Ruin a chance completely. Did something very regrettable. Possible consequences: intense self-hate, suicide, depression etc.

'You cheated on your boyfriend for the sixth time?'
'Yeah, it was his best friend actually.'
'You fucked up big time!'

by dphn00 January 2, 2012

Eye fucked

A male or female who exhibits the need or want to have sex with a seductive/sensual glace/stare with another male or female that they have made direct eye-contact with.

This can be performed in all instances, any location, any time of the year, any hour of the day/night, with anyone.

Results will vary.
-Can be laughed off
-Can be acted upon
-Can be eye-fucked back
-Can eye-fuck for a long or short period of time
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker's friends
-Can be given the Evil-eye back
-Can be beaten
-Can be told off verbally
-Someone who the eye-fuck was not intended for, may think it was meant for them

I interviewed this really attractive young lady in my office today and we were both eye-fucking each other, to the point where I thought I would close my door and seriously fuck her hot body on my desk.

I just got eye fucked by that hot chick!

by R. Trelford February 13, 2008