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Fucktabulous

Something that is so amazingly wonderful, it's almost as good as sex...it's basically fabulous!
"Those 10 minutes of heaven in your bed were fucktabulous!"
by Speed Racer August 23, 2007
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fucktarded

exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.
Those stupid fucktarded children cause all sorts of mayhem, making a mess out of everything.
by _| 0 E May 10, 2008
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Stick-wiggling Fucktard

What Army Aviation mechanics like to refer to Helicopter pilots as. They wiggle a stick and they are fucking retarded, anyone can fly a helicopter, but not everyone can perform maintenance on it.
Joe: "Hey, that CW2 is a complete douche.
Bob: "Yeah, I know... he's always complaining about down-time for his aircraft.:
Joe: " well, if he weren't such a stick-wiggling fucktard, this aircraft wouldn't be messed up and he could be flying."
by manny629 October 2, 2009
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Fuckity fuck fuck

let's face it...saying it once just doesn't mean anything anymore...
Someone: "Time to do some Solids homework!!"
You: "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!!!!"
by Homestar runner February 1, 2005
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Fucktard

The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.
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Fucktard

Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used
Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard
by Samsterlongmessedupshit April 19, 2016
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Fucktard

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.
Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017
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