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Tongue Fu

Spittin game, mackin, slick talkin

Creator: The one, the only, E-40. You know.. Earl Stevens, 40water, The Ballatician mane
"Aye I saw you layin down some tongue fu on that hunnie the other night"

"Meng you were tongue-fuin' all damn night, tell me you got your dick wet"
by jshep22 November 6, 2013
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kung-fu hair

Long and shaggy hairstyle reminiscent of circa 1970's kung-fu movies. Noteable examples include Jacky Chan in his earlier films and more recently, Steve Oedekerk's character in Kung Pow.
Zhang Yao: "Wang, I see you're sporting kung-fu hair these days."
Wang Chun: "Yeah, I know. I'm trying to save money for that new rickshaw by cutting back on haircuts."
by Joshua Chao October 1, 2005
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Hung Fu

Hanging yourself from a rope that is tied to your nutts and your neck. Auto-erotic asphyxiation gone wrong. Very dangerous, don't try it!
David Carradine, star of the TV series "Kung Fu" was found dead in his hotel room closet, hanged with a rope attached from his genitals to his neck, cause of death "Hung Fu".
by udontnome June 10, 2009
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Deja Fu

(n.) A fictional martial art that can only be described as the feeling that one has been kicked in the head this way before.

(v.) Getting your ass kicked a second time by the same person.
Don't screw with that monk, he knows Deja Fu.

I was hitting on that bikers woman again so I got deja fu'd.
by The Malc-Man July 28, 2008
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Wang-Fu

Kung-Fu but with your wang

Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.
Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...
by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006
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Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
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Fu-matramony

to become married by a judge and 2 witnesess on FUBAR.
I now pronounce you Fuwife and fuhubby may you live forever in fu-matramony
by craftmagick January 11, 2009
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