fivegot

When you forget to do something multiple times most likely because you were lazy or unmotivated.

Mother: Did you clean your room?
Child: I was going to but I fivegot. I couldn't figure out how to beat this level.

Bill: Yeah...Peter, I thought I told you to have that TPS Report with the new cover sheets on my desk by 2:00.
Peter: Uh, yeah. I meant to do it but I fivegot. I'll get ya next time.

by Tav-El August 28, 2009

Fist five

When you can't decide between a fist bump or a high five, you have the fist five. One person offers the five and the other fist bumps.
Or you're too cool for both, so you have a mix!

We got that just right;

person 1: offers high five

person 2: fist bumps

Yeah fist five!

by The Spike of the Spoon September 28, 2012

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Deep Fried

A person, usually a female of South Indian descent, who is a complete tryhard and teacher's pet. Their hair is so oily that they appear "deep fried". Not necessarily intelligent, but always try to be or act like they are smart. Their presence can be signaled by a motion similar to that of frying French Fries at McDonalds. There are many varieties, including "Stir Fried," "Sizzlahs" and "Crusties," all with varying ethinicities and oiliness.

Man, the Ghost is SO deep fried!

by Beekman Squad September 25, 2016

Schfifty-five

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"

by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004

Five Seven

A 5.7x28mm Handgun made by Fabrique Nationale, it fires the same ammunition as the Sun Machine gun version, the FN P90, shooting the Sub Sonic Armour Piercing round, it is capable of penetrating a Kevlar vest at some 300 meters.

by 1337 June 1, 2003