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French

A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I.

The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia.

The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.
by El_Haggis September 11, 2006
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french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.
Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!
by thehawkeye June 25, 2018
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French Blumpkin

The act of getting a rimjob whilst urinating.
Dude, Katie totally gave me a French Blumpkin the other day! My asshole never felt so good. Except I completely missed the toilet.
by Breen Brawn November 4, 2011
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Pardon my French

As said in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond." or "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"
by nivrehS October 29, 2006
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flinch hax

In a Pokemon game, the opponent has a flinch-inducing move, and your Pokemon keeps flinching. Can sometimes be the other way around. Much more frustrating if you are in a Nuzlocke Challenge. Moves include many Dark type moves, and a few Ghost type and Normal type. Stomp, Body Slam, Astonish, Bite, Crunch...
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Charmeleon flinched!
Used a Super Potion!
Wild Meowth used Pay Day!
Wild Meowth used Bite!
Critical hit!
Charmeleon flinched!
Charmeleon fainted!
You: OH COME ON! Flinch hax! I'm calling flinch hax! *resets game*
by Felyre95 September 14, 2010
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French Meatball

The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.
Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!
by Brown Squared January 9, 2010
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french dove

The delicate art of gently cupping ones exposed scrotum and flaccid penis in ones hand so as to resemble the form of proud European dove nesting. Often used as a sign of affection towards one's significant other. Originates from the period of the French Revolution when poor peasants were unable to afford lavish gifts for their mistresses. A french dove was an honourable way to show ones affection.
"Genevieve was smitten with Jean-Claude's french dove"
by Alistair Spitze February 15, 2014
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