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Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.
Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"
by The pr0n September 17, 2011
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Friendsociator

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Often results in NOGAF silence.
Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! Friendsociator at 3 o'clock!

Friendsociator: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
by swaqqa October 23, 2012
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Friendzone

Otherwise known as the playzone. Where toddlers play in malls, and where fuckboys go when they don't get to date a girl.
by femi, March 3, 2015
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Friendzone

The terrible place that all the guys who are too pussy to ask girls out go.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alex has to ask that girl out or else he's gonna get friendzoned"

Guy 2: "I know bro, that kid has no balls."
by darealjesus January 20, 2015
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Friendzone

The place where if sent to you may never come out of. In this place the one you would really want to fuck is not fuckable because he/she will always see you as a friend.
Jen has put me in the friendzone .... I'll never date her...
by Usoursitsupts December 4, 2015
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Friendzone

A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.
Me: I love you.

Girl: I think we should be just Friends.

Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!
by WhatTheFuckRichard September 9, 2016
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FriendZoned

I just got FriendZoned by this girl I like
by Asa Spider Alan Picton June 15, 2016
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