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frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.
Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.
by Fruitbat December 2, 2010
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friendless freak of nature

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.
by RatchetBoo June 2, 2003
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Friendjected

When you want to be friends with someone but they don't want to be friends with you.
Or after a break up, and you still want to be friends but the other person doesn't.
Person who is looking for friends-"hey do you want to hang out this weekend?"
Person that isn't looking for friends-"No."
Person who is looking for friends- "wow I just got friendjected...."
by uplifter20 September 20, 2010
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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.
"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."
by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009
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Facebook Friendventory

A portmanteau derived from the act of the periodic and systematic inventory of one's Facebook friends list. Usually detailing the actions of: dropping by friend's pages that you haven't talked to in a while just to see what's up and catch up (for completist's sake), deleting people who you don't even remember why you made friends with them in the first place, dropping by borderline friend's pages and leaving a note for them and deleting them if they don't respond in a reasonable period of time (if they were a real friend they would have responded in timely manner); the systematic weeding out of ex-friends, ex-boy/girl friends, ex-coworkers, etc. Also the deletion of people you thought were intresting and/or people who have become undesireable to associate with, etc.
I have over 150 facebook friends and only regulary communicate with 50 of them. What gives? Time for some Facebook Friendventory.
by Ellay-eX October 12, 2010
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friendependant

adjective
1. having an attitude or personality that is directly effected by what others think or say about you, and how often it happens.
2. the state of being content only when everyone likes you and lets you know it
3. deriving happiness from public recognition and notice by friends, no matter how inconsequential.
jan was friendependant because she was only happy when lots of people commented her myspace
by runner mynx May 22, 2007
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frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams
Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.
by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010
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