Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

Father Murtagh

A very holy man who is the most known priest in the Dunleer parish. He has a lot of altar servers. It was very scary when he came in to do confessions in primary school.

Father Murtagh said hello to me after mass today

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

fatherchod

Literally "father fucker". Based on the popular south-Asian expletive madarchod meaning motherfucker.

Rakesh threw his poop all over the toilet again. He's a real fatherchod.

by chodarbilla March 27, 2020

Father Martin

He’s the priest. Don’t trust him! He only tells lies!

“Yo father Martin just asked me to go to the garden!”
“DONT GO! ITS ALL LIES”

by 89oy May 29, 2020

Fatherfucker

Fatherfucker- The Big version of motherfucker

Don’t be such a Fatherfucker.

by Jaedeesim October 30, 2020

Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021