San Francisco Giants 

A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.

John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year.

Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.

John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.

San Francisco Giants by NotAustinIswear May 24, 2010

San Francisco hot lunch 

The process where 2 consenting gay men have sex by covering the receivers open mouth with cling film (making a small joy-pocket).

The giver then squats over the receiver and proceeds to fill the joy-pocket full of shit. The giver then fucks the receivers head until he is ready to ejaculate, at which point he releases an uber-thrust and breaks the seal of the joy-pocket, hence, filling the receivers mouth full poo and cum.

1) "If you don't shut your trap, I'll give you a San Francisco hot lunch"
2) "You don't know until you've tried it" "Fancy a San Francisco hot lunch ?"

San Francisco hot lunch by Pete P November 10, 2007

San Francisco Wedding 

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.

Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"

San Francisco Wedding by dghul July 11, 2009

San Francisco Tartar Sauce 

When one mixes ones fecal matter with cum. You then use it as dipping sauce for a friend's sea food.

Hey Cyle, how is your San Francisco Tartar Sauce?

San Francisco Tartar Sauce by D-NOB January 29, 2010

San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.

Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.

San Francisco Calculator by schaferhor September 1, 2009

San Francisco Shiner 

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.

She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.

San Francisco Shiner by Dale Reinhardt June 12, 2007

San Francisco 

To put it simply, San Francisco is The Center of the Universe. Physically and culturally, it's halfway between Hong Kong and Amsterdam; Mexico and Alaska.

It's "The City" to locals, "Frisco" to tourists, but one thing remains for sure - you will not find, anywhere on Earth, a comparable combination of great food, ethnic diversity, architectural interest, natural beauty, easy sex or easy money.

Sure, it's got cold summers and absurdly overpriced real estate, but nobody's perfect..

I wish I still lived in San Francisco; Hayward's hecka boring.

San Francisco by SunsetBob August 30, 2006