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flutterbuy

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
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Flutter nugget

When someone stubs there toe and they don't know what to say.
"AHha flutter nugget I hurt myself"
by Steph62013 July 2, 2016
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Fluttering

A term used to describe the following sequence of events while travelling to another city (usually, but not always in another country)

1) Engaging in conversation with a stranger (often on tinder)
2) Convincing that person to invite you back to their house to exchange sexual favours
3) Exchanging sexual favours with said person
4) Sleeping at that person's house overnight to avoid paying for accommodations in the foreign city
5) Indefinitely borrowing an item from said person's house as a souvenir of the trip

Fluttering should not be confused with parachuting which only goes through items "1-4".
It should also not be confused with "Brad Walling" which goes through item "1-4" but replaces item 5) with "making said person breakfast using whatever food you can find in their house (this allows you to seem like a nice person but provides you with a free breakfast, therefore reducing travel costs)"

The term originated in Saskatchewan but has gained favour throughout Canada.
Anna: How was your trip?!
Elizabeth: It was pretty awesome, I saved a ton of money by fluttering 8 of the ten nights I was in Montreal.
Anna: Oh sweet! What kind of souvenirs did you get?
Elizabeth: Some pretty cool stuff, I got this windchime made out of spoons, a pair of underwear with elephants on it, this shot glass, a freshly rolled joint and pinky ring.
Anna: Sounds like you have you some killer fluttering skills!
by DoggParadox July 11, 2018
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flutterpated

The butterfly-like sensation a woman feels deep in her vagina when sexually aroused.
She was flutterpated the instant he stroked her bare skin.
by Amor Fati May 14, 2019
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fourteen

A code word to alert someone that something embarassing is hanging from his/her nose or on his/her mouth.
He had his scrotum pierced, so he couldn't help us roof the garage. Aaron, fourteen. Anyway, ...
by Aaron the jockey July 7, 2005
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Fluttershush

The act of using ones hands to end a conversation in the manner of shushing a verbal point that is not welcome by the listener. This may also be combined with a verbal low volumne shush.
When I told her I was disappointed, she raised her hands and I got a fluttershush.
by Boe Ramirez October 26, 2010
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buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.
Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.
by sajor March 1, 2005
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