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Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.
by Snake75 July 9, 2005
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Lane Floating

Lane floating is a sport created in the Cotswolds where you drive down a country lane in a low gear with the driver and all the passengers seated outside the vehicle (on window ledges or the roof).

This new sport is designed for the occupants of the vehicle to be able to socialise at slow speeds night or day on quiet lanes or narrow tracks; piloting the vehicle at low speeds from outside the car gives the impression you are floating down a canal (hence the name).

The art of this sport rests with the driver as they will have limited control while sat on the window ledge but passengers will be in charge of gear changing.

This sport is illegal in England which makes it a bit more interesting and should only be carried out by experienced drivers.
Dan and four friends sat on the window ledges of the car and began lane floating down "Calf Way".

As Dan was lane floating down "Green Farm Way" he was steering from above and letting the car roll.

As we drove down yonder we passed a group of people floating down the lane in a car.
by JeffeyFromYonder May 26, 2009
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lyric floating

The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.
Jane Doe Emo:

if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?

Commenter #1:

um...huh? wtf are you talking about?

Commenter #2:

Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.
by LuckyLymon March 30, 2011
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A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.
by ARMWKL August 24, 2010
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Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky
Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed
by DankeyKang420 June 9, 2020
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free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.
Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...
by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008
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