Flemsterbating

The act of blowing your nose into your hands while in the shower and proceeding to masterbate with the mucus in your hand as a form of lubricant.

Guy 1: "Damn man, you were in the shower for like a half-hour."

Guy 2: "I know sorry man i was flemsterbating"

by b63smith June 11, 2011

flematte

for use in scrabble

Flematte is a word

by myself October 21, 2003

fleischut

(N) - amazing or the best thing ever in the whole world

(V) - to rock out with your cock out

(ADJ) - godly

fleischut was fleischuting it up fleischutly

by dylan Fleischut February 17, 2008

*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

by moonay November 23, 2009

heidi fleiss

means everything has a price. Also slang for slutty bitch ass hoe ass.

$3 for some waxin from that heidi fleiss ho

by Johnny Throwdown July 12, 2006

fleischauser

A johovan boy who likes the ghetto booty along with a side of pancakes.

That old man is being a Fleischauser

by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003

flamsmack

verb- to backhand with extreme force.

person 1 - yo ur gay

person 2 - ::flamsmacks his bitch ass::

spectator - yoooo he just got flamsacked the fuck out!

by zach lyons February 14, 2005