Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...

Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross

by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared

A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack

by Krytus78 September 20, 2023

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.

The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.

by Lickskillet July 20, 2016