flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...

Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross

by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

flapjack

british pancakes or a cartoon character made by Cartoon Network by thurop van orman

these flapjacks taste delicious
the marvelous misadventure of flapjack is a cancelled show

by AHHGHHGASUDA July 01, 2023

Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦

“Bro Flapjack just fucking died”
“😢”

by anonymous February 27, 2023

making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 06, 2012

jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.

Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.

by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017