Language-rape

Language rape is the mis-spelling of phrases or usage of incorrect grammar that is so bad that it can be considered to be a form of violation of said language. The phrase may be used in a variety of contexts, such as a facebook post that is unreadable or even the deliberate warping of language for political purposes, most notably the feminist inventions: "womyn", "wimmin" e.t.c.

Raving feminist: "womyn have been oppressed for so many years, but things will change!"
Joe Public: "I know you were raped as a child, explaining your hatred of men, but does that mean you have to commit language-rape in revenge?"

by John1001 September 4, 2013

Alien language

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by anonymous September 15, 2020

learning a new language

when you are learning a new language, you are working on a new piece of ass.

Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

Slanguage Arts

The art of learning slang and text language. Any type of grammar you do not learn in school, or any word that is not in the dictionary, but is used often, can be defined under slanguage arts.

My slanguage arts teacher today taught me what swole means.

by Kibblz February 25, 2010

Language Artist

Someone who is really good at making definitions.

That John made so many definitions! He must be a language artist!

by NexusCubed February 1, 2021

Language!

A word used by BadBoyHalo when someone swears at them or at someone else or something.

Someone: "FUCK YOU! YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!"

BadBoyHalo: "OH MY GOODNESS, LANGUAGE!"

by explainerer February 14, 2021