falkor

Falkor is the name of the large white dragon that Bastian and Atrayu ride in the 80's film The Neverending Story (which is part of the Holy 80's Trinity including The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, and The Dark Crystal). Has the ability to fly and bring luck to whomever travels with him.

In the Movie:
Falkor looks like a large white dog and is what most people remember about the film. "Yeah, that movie with that flying dog-thing!"

In the Book:
Falkor is described as lion-like, similar to an Asian dragon.

Atrayu rode Falkor as quickly as he could away from The Nothing.

by Wolfy T. Twisted July 20, 2008

Flak

Can be used synonymously with "to give someone shit," but in a less profane way. To Nag. Jewish children are often on the receiving end from their mothers.

"The guys gave me flak for my new sweater, they thought it was girly."

by Rafool December 27, 2008

Falklands

British islands in the South Pacific, populated by British citizens who vote unanimously time after time to remain British citizens. The Falkland Islands were attacked by Argentine in the 1982, but were routed by British forces and ended up surrendering the entire place in a huge act of cowardice. Despite the fact that the Islands are only 300 miles from the Argentine mainland, and thousands of miles from Britain, the Argentines have been too cowardly to attack again, after their humiliating defeat.

People living in the Falklands piss in the ocean and it washes up on the Argentine sea shore.

by Toshwailer April 3, 2008

flak

Flak, from the german "fliegerabwehrkanone", originally referring to land-based anti-aircraft defense systems, has more recently been used when speaking about low velocity shrapnel-based war-time technology (ie the 'flak jacket' etc).

Figuratively, this phrasing is used to allude to broadly targeted aggressive interpersonal behavior.

'he was feeling insecure and start shooting off a bunch flak without realizing she was the one getting hit by most it, what a careless bastard'

by sobieski November 21, 2009

falking

stalking people via facebook

Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.

by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007

Flake

A Flake is someone who can think of any excuse not to show up to an event. They usually have little or no friends because they never show up to hang out. they are fuckin cunts on wheels who will bail on you at the last minute so they can just sit on thier fat ass an rub one out. Abondon all hope of ever being good friends with a flake. They cause nothing but anger an wasted money on gas an beers.

A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.

Drew: "Hey are you still down to go to Vegas?!?"

Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write"

Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK! Youre such a fuckin flake!"

by llegoz October 16, 2009

Flake

A flake is an insincere person. Insincere in anything they say or do.

Text from Tanya> hey bud let's meet out!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!

<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.

Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.

....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?

........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.

Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.

<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!

by What matters September 19, 2009