Fixed Gear

Hipsters love fixed gear bikes. They are useless if you don't spend 70% of your income at urban outfitters.

Hey, look at that hipster on his fixed gear bike. Look, he has a flip flop hub for when he doesn't feel like being a tool anymore.

by Notahipster4000 October 9, 2009

fife

A great place between Edinburgh and Dundee with nice beaches lots of fields and some golf courses (if your into that sort of thing) home to the worlds greatest football (soccer) team in the world bar none Raith Rovers F.C

wow im in Fife lets go play some golf then watch the rovers beat the crap into the pars a.k.a Dunfermline "shitty" athletic 250-0

by Highlandr545 July 11, 2006

fied

short for "satisfied". Used to express extreme satisfaction, usually used in reaction to an aesthetically pleasing picture or video.

Hey, did you get that paint peeling video I sent you?
Yeah, so fied rn

by yellowcarlucky March 25, 2017

fifer

a person that originates from the county of fife in scotland.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003

fixed-term contract

a fixed-term contract is any contract of employment that will terminate:
-on the expiry of a specific term;
-on the completion of a particular task;
-on the occurrence or non-occurrence of any other specific event other than the attainment of retiring age

This post will be offered as a fixed-term contract with an end date of 30 September 2005

by dEnIz March 14, 2005

snookie-fied

to show characteristics of "Snookie" from the TV show Jersey Shore. Can be any characteristic, such as poofy hair, wild dance moves, hooking up with random guys in hopes of finding true love, etc.

That girl with the big hair sure is Snookie-fied!

Did you see that girl hooking up with her 10th guy tonight? Don't ever let me be Snookie-fied like her!

Your skirt is so short! Could you be any more Snookie-fied?

by catuzcat February 5, 2010

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019