Ferrari Happy Face

Another name for the Ferrari 612 Scaglietti, because of its unique front design and grill that resembles a smiling face.

Boy 1: "Hey did you see my dads new Ferrari Happy Face"
Boy 2: "Yeah Man that car is hoot!!"

by ~{moe*BIN*kay}~ February 14, 2006

ass ferret

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

ferret flap

Ferret flap is another word for vagina...especially hairy ones.

Her ferret flap stinks.

by German Poodle May 14, 2005

Ferner

A foreigner in the U.S.A. A non-native in any other country would be called a foreigner while a non-native in the U.S.A would be a Ferner.

Ted Cruz can't run for President! He's a ferner!

by Mecha Werner December 6, 2013

ferserious

a word to ask if someone is telling the truth.

are you ferserious about going to that movie? it looks so lame.

by Danielle August 23, 2004

ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.

When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.

by FeO2 May 12, 2011

Ferretology

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.

Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.

by RedheadVB February 26, 2011