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My new co worker, is a cum farter!
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Harkle Farte

Harkle farte is a phrase you use to describe someone you know and/or don’t like. An example would be an ex or teacher. This can be used to cover up the real name of the person as to avoid eavesdroppers.
Example “ugh there goes Harkle farte
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Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.
"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.
by Smurfanator February 7, 2010
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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.
Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"
by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023
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fagtestorone

A smell of fagtestorone in a house usually has no females and children there and never will ,for inside it resides a male that has no interest in providing a female with children.
Oh i taught you knew ,he will never be interested in you love he smells of fagtestorone!
by Anna65 February 16, 2009
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Farted Shit

Farted Shit created by Benjamin Glasgow, Ryan Cangley, and Caleb Hendry
by fartedshitguy March 9, 2020
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