farmer's handshake

"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 13, 2013
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Pumpkin Farmer

A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.
Meltz did you just check out that dudes ass, your a fucking pumpkin farmer - Lysy
by VoiDzL2R August 18, 2018
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Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
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Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.
by bluenorther August 22, 2012
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troll farmer

One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.
Putin turned troll farmer this election to disrupt the DNC.
by Low-tone Bob April 14, 2017
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Farmer Girl

A sweet sweet girl who wakes at sunrise, and gets plowed.
Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
by peepeesuxer March 29, 2018
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Farmer's Daughter

Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.
Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?
by Farmers_Helper October 09, 2010
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