"Hey you guys ought to come over tonight. We got a brand new bong and a farmer's handshake of kine bud. We're about to get fucked up!"
by ItTollsForThee November 13, 2013
A Guy who has a long term crush on dudes who have big pumpkin shaped asses. usually a straight man who claims he is straight but has a huge fetish for men with big asses.
by VoiDzL2R August 18, 2018
I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.
by Eaton Holgoode August 08, 2018
One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.
by bluenorther August 22, 2012
One who gets a group of friends or employees to troll a forum en mass to cause dissent or disrupt its operation.
by Low-tone Bob April 14, 2017
Boy 1: She's pretty cute.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
Boy 2: Stay away from her.
Boy 1: Why?
Boy 2: You'd have to wake up early to bang her. She's a farmer girl.
by peepeesuxer March 29, 2018
Innocent looking girl, typically from Midwestern America. She seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have sex with as many people as possible. Watch out her dad WILL have a shotgun and WILL try to shoot you. If he doesn't kill you, her STD's will.
Geroge: Did you see Jessica's hot friend?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?
Tim: Yeah, she doesn't look like she'll put out though...
George: She totally does! She's a Farmer's Daughter!
Tim: Damn! You think Jessica's tapping that?
by Farmers_Helper October 09, 2010