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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.
James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...
by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021
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Farm Right Nationalism

There are many such cases that prove Farm Right Nationalism is the only great form of nationalism. What makes it the greatest is it focuses on the importance of making an individual become a self-reliant, or semi-self reliant, gardener or farmer to not only feed themselves and their family but for their community as well. To supply part of the nation with food is the greatest service they can do for the nation. Reject Big Corp with their GMO perverted foods, and embrace traditional, organic farming.
Few will take this into account. The sun will never set on Farm Right Nationalism
Sorry VD, but Farm Right Nationalism is the only based form of nationalism.
by CaliBoy18 November 7, 2021
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Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.
"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"
by Neil-Iger January 8, 2022
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Farm Bot Bob

PRO FARM BOT
WOOD
AND
GIVEAWAYS
ALL
DAY
"Hey, do you know Farm Bot Bob?"
"THE PRO FARM BOT?!?!?!"
"Yep, that's him!"
by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022
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Farm-Sized

A woman who is so unbelievably fat, she looks like she has to be either milked or fed by a trough. Aka wide as all outside.
Good God! That bitch is one chalupa away from being a farm-sized fattie!!
by TonyRoma70 September 11, 2022
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Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys
I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms
by Lizzy Hogarth July 14, 2024
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Farm Emo

Use to be country music now its been internationally recognized as farm emo.
sandy: im bout to go listen to some country! YE HAW!!

SpongeBob: i thought that was farm emo now sandy?

Patrick: whats country i only heard of farm emo? Where am i? Who are you people!
by Banthapoodoo September 16, 2023
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