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Final Fantasy 7 remake 

Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.
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final fantasy 9 

In my opinion, the best game ever. Final Fantasy IX is very different thematically to FFVII and FFVIII since it returns to its roots. Instead of a modern world with mobiles and emails, the setting is pretty simple (although there are airships). It truly feels like a fantasy game and one that is done extremely well.

The characters are all unique and are brought to life by a beautifully written script. Nobuo Uematsu returned for his last solo FF sound track and it was amazing. From the beginning piece 'The Place I'll Return to Someday' to the emotionally powerful 'You're not alone', the music never fails to pull at those heart strings.

The gameplay is solid and enjoyable despite lacking any uniqueness. Which brings me onto another point about FFIX in that it was intended to be a throw back to the earlier Final Fantasys. In that respect the plot, characters and setting were not ground breaking. But all these aspects were done so damn well that Sakaguchi, the series founder called it the best Final Fantasy yet. Uematsu said the same.

In conclusion, FFIX is a magnificent game although it failed to make the impact that many FF fans (such as me) feel it deserved. So, for those of you who haven't played it, go play it now! It is more than just a game, the experience and memories may well last you a lifetime.
I just spent 80 hours playing Final Fantasy 9 and it rocks, kupo!

sex fantasy 

A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
sex fantasy by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008

science fantasy 

A genre that blends science fiction with fantasy. Often contains stereotypical elements of both, such as space themes and mythological creatures.
Hey did you hear about that new movie Sucker Punch? It looks like it's going to be science fantasy.
science fantasy by Justaguy29 April 8, 2011

Chocolate Fantasy 

A caucasian's desire to have sex with an African American. Wanting to go black and then go back.
Hugh Grant wasn't making a mistake. He just had a chocolate fantasy.

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Yo have you listened to "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?"

Yea, the shits fire.

Final Fantasy hair 

n. The accidental or nonaccidental styling of one's hair to where it looks like it belongs in a Final Fantasy game.
After I washed my hair and dried it with a towel, it became crazy like I was from Final Fantasy.