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Falconing

The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.
"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."
by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017
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Falconi

A real hero, known to many as a man of many talents, hes really good looking and always pulls the ladies. Also this guy is uber in everywhere and eats noobs for breakfast
Damn Falconi your so hot, i want your babies
by Glenn Wrench February 1, 2005
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Captain Falcon

Guy who, when he kicks people hard enough, it sure as hell sounds like he's swearing!
Captain Falcon: "F***in' KICK!"
Mario: Wahahahahaha!!!!! (ping)
by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004
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Captain Falcon Syndrome

the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome
"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"

"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character
by vampiremonkeycyborg December 20, 2009
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Blue Falcon

1. Military codename for a "Buddy Fucker", or "one who screws his or her buddies over".

1a. A person who weasels his or her way out of his duty, having his buddies pick up the slack for him.

1b. Someone who lets his or her buddies do all the work, while he or she sits on his ass.

1c. PVT. Timothy Patterson, and PV2. Carl McCall Jr.
"McCall is a fuckin' blue falcon...he is in sick call AGAIN today, and I have to carry his shit for the road march."

"Patterson bought a whole bunch of skittles and told the Drill Sargeant that it was us....BLUE FALCON!"
by Jack Sorrows October 8, 2007
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Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
by D.Star January 17, 2009
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Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.
Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood
by surprise baby March 30, 2009
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