failface

Failface is when someone tries to insult you but they fail miserably at it.

Can be used with careface & tryface.
Could be conjugated with the word epic making it epic-failface.

Stop slinging fail cakes around and saying this afterwards. You should probably eat one of those since you're so failface.

by Nicole Careface March 3, 2009

Fail Friday

Fail Friday is a day when one gets so intoxicated that they have no idea what happened come Saturday morning. Upon looking back at their digital camera photos from the night before, they see that many regretful events took place. Many regretful events.

Ugh, I guess yesterday was a Fail Friday.

by KellsBells88 June 3, 2010

fail at life

To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.

Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.

by Colin B. September 16, 2005

Failed Nerd

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong

Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd

by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

fail mary

the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a "fail" mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.

Person 1: "Did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah...the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..I mean..it just went right above his head."
Person 1: "You'd think the quarterback went for the "fail mary" play."

insert laugh here....just saying...

by AnonymousFailBlogger March 18, 2010

Failbait

One of the sickest songs ever released by electro producer Deadmau5. This track cleverly blends electro house and hip hop. As of 2010, it is unreleased.

Dude I wish Failbait would be fuckin released already! Or he should at least play it in his shows!

by kalnz July 28, 2010

Fail fog

A fart.

He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.

Who made some fail fog?

by Redeeris October 7, 2010