car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

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F&faf

Fat & fly as fuck. The basic definition for this is expressing your love for your body, personality, etc.

Gurl: dude look at her! Shes so ugly!
Dude: nah. Shes just f&faf!

by idgaf about ur life November 18, 2017

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Meaning: Funny as Fuck

In reference to the conversations that are shared on Facebook or Twitter or any form of social networking site that are 'Funny as Fuck'

A direct cure for CCD (see CCD: Compulsive Complaining Disorder) it is when two sufferers of CCD come together to share conversations that are essentially random and nonsensical. Usually it will involve two or more threads of conversation.
A new cure for CCD, this radical new treatment allows the sufferer to vent in a new form and that is through the power of laugher at conversations that pretty much make no sense.
This cure aims target all sufferers of CCD, especially those who suffer from acute GCSE or A Level CCD.

Teen 1: 'Scotland beating Spain? Yeah...when pigs fly!'

Teen 2: 'If a helicopter flies over head filled with pork, you're in trouble'

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored'

Teen 2: 'Unload the helicopter lads, everything's gonna be fine'

Teen 1: 'Shit Scotland equalised...'

Teen 2: 'F**k's sake, what we gonna do with all this pork now? Load it back up?

Teen 1: 'It's OK, Spain scored again'

Teen 2: 'Fancy a baraque?'

Teen 1: 'Yeah why not...'

Teen 2: (two hours later) 'That conversation was FAF'

by FAF for CCD! October 20, 2010

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