Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018

absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.

me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"

by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008

absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

ABSOLUTELY

ABSOLUTELY comes from the one and only group - my favourite molecule is jager WE LOVE ASS, BOOZE, AND PUSS

9102 CJN

ABSOLUTELY BABYYYY!! - Adam (Hound aka Condom Filler), Jack (Steve), Matt (Alfonzo), Jack (Gonzo), Charlie (UNIT), Duncan (Rinser), Tommy (Lil Tommy 2020, Montreal is not ready)

Fired up to participate in an activity.

Ex:
Person 1 - RumPunch?
Person 2 - ABSOLUTELY

by LiilTommy February 19, 2019

Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people

Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.

by Jay mami June 15, 2018

Absoluter

A large or massive pinch of tobacco which sometimes provides large buzzes.

Ghost coon put in an absoluter to relieve some stress.

by Levi Pinkerton March 24, 2011

absolute toss

(Adjective) Something thats is poor and lacking in quality. Applies to anything the complainant finds to be rubbish or not true.

Jimmy: I went to watch match last night.
Brogan: How was it?
Jimmy: Absolute Toss, it was 0-0 no excitement!

by Jon Wakeley September 30, 2011