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FTS

Fuck This Shit . For times when FML just isn't working .
Ex 1 : ' I got an F on the biggest test of the year ? FTS . '

Ex 2 : ' My best friend just stole my girlfriend . FTS . '
by AngrierAndAngrier December 11, 2011
mugGet the FTSmug.

Ft. Wayne Fucktard

1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.

2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.

2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
mugGet the Ft. Wayne Fucktardmug.

fts

sometimes referring to “facetime sex
which is basically just masturbating on facetime so the other person can see and hear.
person 1:

“me and my girl had fts last night
person 2:

“bro wtf i didn’t need to know that”
by 2realangie May 28, 2024
mugGet the ftsmug.

fts

free ma bruva from da cells🔜🏡 fts🐷🔥🖕
by eetspotato July 10, 2024
mugGet the ftsmug.

wanna ft

by ilovewap$!101 December 6, 2020
mugGet the wanna ftmug.

fts

Bob: Soccer is life, fts?
Sam: Facts!
by officialjairsantos July 30, 2019
mugGet the ftsmug.

FTS

Fuck That Shit or Fuck this shit depending on situation.

Amos: nathanpowell2
by Nathan fucking Powell February 4, 2020
mugGet the FTSmug.

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