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reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.
The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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fiesty

fiesty is when a male or female is aggressive, always have smart remarks and is easy to get mad and have no problem putting whom ever in their place!
''Damn your girl friend is soooo fiesty! i have to watch what i say to her!''
by jonnakera November 6, 2013
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63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.
Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.
by Chendaddy February 15, 2006
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track and field

A sport wherein participants compete in running events (AKA races of varying length, or in field events, which usually involve trying to propel oneself higher or throw something farther than someone else.

Running events include long distance, middle distance, sprints, and hurdles. Field events usually include discus, shotput, pole vault, high jump, and long jump.
1)-"I'm totally going out for track and field this year."
-"You're going out for track? Why?"
-"'Cause that's where all the hot runners are."
-"Word."
by bluesmobile June 11, 2006
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Fiery Buffalo

The Fiery Buffalo is when you put hot sauce on your condom before sex, most often before anal sex (though that's not a strict rule). It's most often used as a revenge act.
Monica cheated on me with my father, but when I found out I gave her the Fiery Buffalo and we called it even.
by dt76 July 19, 2010
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Fiedler

1. German for "fiddler."

2. A master of folk music. Plays the guitar, mandolin, banjo, fiddle, harmonica, autoharp, or a combination of said instruments. A jack of all trades.
"That fiedler can make anything sound like music!"
by Vinderella March 23, 2009
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Field Op

A military training exercise that has a tendency to go horrible awry. It usually considered a very uncomfortable camping trip.
We went on a field op to learn how to operate in urban terrain.
by AAN2 April 29, 2010
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