if if was a fifth

means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa

"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40

by staystrong keep ya head up December 24, 2006

four fifth

a .45 handgun

must write 20 letters
must write 20 letters
must write 20 letters

i keep my four fifth tucked in my button up

by thebay707yeeyeeyee! April 14, 2006

Fifth Person

Created by comedian Demetri Martin,
it usually starts
"I heard from this guy who told somebody"

In a Fifth Person book...
I heard from this guy who told somebody that Demetri Martin is a great comedian!

by Hershel Krustofski April 30, 2008

feather the nest

n. the act of putting toilet paper on the seat of a public toilet before sitting down to take a dump.

"Man I had to drop a duece so bad, I didn't even have time to feather the nest."

by Waingro June 27, 2006

FEFTAGOC

An acronym for "Fluid Expressed From The Anal Glands Of Chickens", normally fermented and drank as an alternative to beer. First used by bikesnobnyc.

I wasn't drinking MGD and was actually quaffing a fermented beverage my organic farming roommates and I "curate" from FEFTAGOC.

by abracaradbra April 14, 2011

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 4, 2023