Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Fappitizer

Looking at pictures before you have fap, and you start rubbing ur doodle

Wow this pictures hot,im gonna have a Fappitizer

by HerpDeeDerp November 6, 2010

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014

fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room

after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates

by fapper b November 2, 2010

Fapping

To jack off, beat off, masturbate

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen

by BarkingLobster March 4, 2009

fapoon

a combination of a fork and a spoon...

it's like a spork, but not...

I need a fapoon for my potato salad

by phanto friend July 27, 2018

fagophobia

fear of gays or lesbians

rednecks have fagophobia.

by zoltan10000 May 13, 2005