Skip to main content

Eclaire

An eclaire is a sex move involving three men. one man remains on his hands and knees throughout the entire process. The other two men take their penis's and stick them into the mouth and bum of the man on his hands and knees.

The man in the middle rocks back and forth until both men ejaculate into the holes that their penis has occupied for the past several minutes. chocolate icing is spread on the back of the man in the middle.

With the chocolate frosting, and cream coming out of both ends. The man will accuratly resemble your favourite dessert, an eclaire.
1. We all decided to try an eclaire today. when we were done he looked soo good that we both decided we would eat him.

2. That eclaire last night was the best one we have ever done together.
by Graemeseys April 25, 2010
mugGet the Eclaire mug.

iforward russia exclamation mark

An intentional mispronounciation of iForward Russia!.

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss of their fans.

See also Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco and Guile-Mots.
shit man I read the NME today and it said that iforward russia exclamation mark are the greatest band evar (apart from the Libertines of course yeah LOL!) so I better go buy their album now....innit
by morgangills May 20, 2006
mugGet the iforward russia exclamation mark mug.
Related Words

ecla

A dumb idiot who ditches his mates for some other poopers
i’m going to ecla cause i’m a fat nonce
by bugnut68 June 3, 2020
mugGet the ecla mug.

Chocolate Éclair

After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.
HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair.
by rev. peter lemonjello April 25, 2008
mugGet the Chocolate Éclair mug.

exclaimation mark

1. dylan is a dumb hick from charlllleston


ps its what dumb people use instead of an exclaimation point
by ;lkafjg August 8, 2004
mugGet the exclaimation mark mug.

Eclair

Similar to when people call others 'Oreos' where someone is black on the outside but white and nerdy on the inside. An eclair is this: Black on top (skin color) White inside (Nerdy and uncool) yellow on bottom (small package) A major diss.
Dude Michael is such an eclair, i bet he still lives with his mom.
by tehPyro October 29, 2008
mugGet the Eclair mug.

Exclamation Point Fail

When you are typing an exclamation point and your pinky lifts of the shift key resulting in a typed "1" instead of a "!"
John: FUCK YES!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!
Robert: Dude, you just "Exclamation Point Failed" all over the place!
by Ellron October 16, 2010
mugGet the Exclamation Point Fail mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email