elseware

the software you're using or writing while you're supposed to be doing something else

you working on that new update to the website?
nah, i'm banging out elseware to sneak my pr0n through the firewall
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by groggyjava April 25, 2008

Elsewhere

Somewhere else; in a different place.

Bob's Discount Wrenches has decent deals, but, if I search thoroughly, I can probably find lower prices elsewhere.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Elsexyo

To be, or have qualities of, amazing sexiness.

Woah, it's Roshni, the elsexyo short person.

by Roshni and Christina January 6, 2009

Elsewise

A shorter and more sophisticated way of saying otherwise that should be in Webster's, but it's NOT.

Can I come over and stick it in your booty hole, elsewise I'll just stay home and bake a pie.

by pharnhyte December 13, 2014

Elsen

A backwoods, hillbilly, redneck, less than educated or possibly humorous way of saying "or else".

1. "We need some gas Cletus, elsen we ain't gonna make it to town!"

2. "Keep yer hands off my sheep Rosco, elsen Ima kick yr ass!"

3. "Don't cough your head off Teri, elsen you're going to dance crooked!"

by The Buckster February 13, 2010

elsewise

In another way.

(For some strange reason, this useful word is not recognised by many spellcheckers.)

If we cannot do it how you suggest, I am sure that we can do it elsewise.

by Andy in Hawick August 21, 2016

elseplace

elsewhere

The lost book can be found elseplace.

by uttam maharjan December 17, 2012