Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.

Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.

by Google Chrome May 30, 2020

Eli

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters

Eli kind of creeps me out

by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch ass bitchy bitchface

Shut the hell up eli

by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020

Eli

a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever

girl-wow that kid is such a Eli

by cupcakeman666 September 5, 2016

Eli

Known as daddy to most. He can sometimes keep a chick, but he usually gets curved:(. BUT, he’s a cool guy. Easy to talk to, artistic, talented, strong, and caring. He has a very small penis, but girls love him because of his other characteristics.SIKE! girls only want dick.

Dammmmmnnnnnn!!! Eli is so talented.

by Joopmastersteve January 18, 2018

Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.

Person 1: YO fuck eli
Person 2: Ya

by BLITZ87 September 8, 2019

Eli

A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.

Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!

by DashCash December 20, 2019