Shut the hell up eli
by yo-yo im the cool kid October 21, 2020
Get the Elimug. A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.
by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019
Get the Elimug. A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.
“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”
“yeah what a pussy
by BigBrickMan November 6, 2019
Get the Elimug. Known as daddy to most. He can sometimes keep a chick, but he usually gets curved:(. BUT, he’s a cool guy. Easy to talk to, artistic, talented, strong, and caring. He has a very small penis, but girls love him because of his other characteristics.SIKE! girls only want dick.
Dammmmmnnnnnn!!! Eli is so talented.
by Joopmastersteve January 18, 2018
Get the Elimug. a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever
by cupcakeman666 September 5, 2016
Get the Elimug. Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.
by BLITZ87 September 8, 2019
Get the Elimug. A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.
by DashCash December 20, 2019
Get the Elimug.