i literally can't even

Usually a girl says it meaning they can but they don't want to or they are in shock or just can't belive somthing

Omg Becky look at this pic Jenny posted of me like I literally can't even I look so fat

by jc caylen is sexy as fuck October 24, 2015

Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

I don't even curr

An expression used to convey the extent that one does not care about something in a ghetto-like manner, while still remaining white.

Example:
Yvonne: "Hey Erin, you should fake bake sometime. You're so white you're almost transparent."
Erin: "I don't even curr. Tan people can kiss my arse."

by ultimategwazster92 April 20, 2009

sabine ehrenfeld

Overstock.com spokeswoman.

"It's all about the O."

by RXtasy June 10, 2005

Event Hairizon

The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.

Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.

by Robotmike January 19, 2010

Even when you win you lose

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL

You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.

by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016

Even Pedersen

The most swaggiest person in Russia, he´s Vladimir Putins brother.

Omg, youre a Even Pedersen!
Hey can you do a Even Pedersen?
He´s such a Even Pedersen

by FockinTroll October 3, 2016