Electric eel

When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.

Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel

Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel

by Jersey Jake September 28, 2020

Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Eel

A bad person. Someone who is not cool. Similar to a snake, but more slick.

Woah! Nyjah is such an eel.
I thought she was just a snake.
Nah, she’s more slick than a snake.

by Barcona Tree November 5, 2017

Ethel Eel

A fat hag with thick belly and big teeth.

Bully and mean.

ex. Is that ethel eel? ew!!!
r: I think it is!!!

by The thick pigs October 30, 2022

thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

A bloody eel

A booger that you can’t get out and when you finally do your nose is a waterfall of blood

I just had a bloody eel give me a minute

by Omgimkindaflattered March 13, 2020