early morning pancake fart

To go and do a poo.
After having a big feed of pancakes for breakfast, you may feel like you need to fart, only to realise that there is more to it than just wind. So, you can use this expression to politely excuse yourself from the room without having to go into details of your need for sudden releif..

"Excuse me, I have to do an early morning pancake fart."

by PepeFlara August 21, 2006

Early Doh

Its so early in the morning though!

Its so early doh!

by DannoeStyllDoe July 13, 2011

Early access

When an unfinished product is put into the market in attempt to outsource testing and QA.

It's not pedophilia, it's early access!

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

early teen prude

1.An early teen prude or simply pre-prude is someone in their very young teens who is extremly horny and badly wants to do somthing sexual. Unfortunantly the people their own age are being fucked by seniors in high school and wouldn't want to hook up with some pimpled face still going through puberty prude. Anyone younger is still reading holes and subscribes to sports illustrated for kids.
2.A desperate 12 or 13 or even 14 or 15 year old who would love to hook up but no one will make out with them simply because they are "grose".

I feel so bad for that pre-prude no one will go out with him.

Yea hes a really nice guy but hes so pre-prude and his mouth is so sloppy I would never hook up with him.

by I hate most of Rowayton September 7, 2005

Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.

Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.

by Emilizzo December 25, 2009

early friender

Someone who friends you on facebook before actually meeting you. Usually associated with upcoming freshman college students friending everyone in the college to make friends.

Ugh, you mean the early friender who is facebook friends with our whole grade and no one is actually friends with?

by StonehillSkyhawk July 12, 2010

Early Game

Early game is just a rng section in the beginning of a speedrun game.

Nicroveda: Early game is just a myth
Twitch: Just get better lol

by Robert40 November 17, 2018