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A walking erection

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..
by Minediie November 29, 2017
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Supplies election

A democratic voting process to nominate and install a leader to manage ongoing resources.

Also, an Asian term for an unexpected stiffy.
Australian man: "How will we decide who will order the popcorn from now on?"
Asian man: "Supplies election?"
Australian man: "Great idea. Crikey, where'd your boner come from?"
by ThePonderer November 8, 2016
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Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.
Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election
by Dave November 2, 2004
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erection battle

Two post-pubescent males watch the same sexually stimulating act (eg. porn video, strip tease, pole dance) with sweat pants/gym shorts on. The male who gets a full erection first loses the battle.
Dude, I bet I can beat you in an erection battle!
by 3FWW November 1, 2010
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Trouser Erection

When one's trousers fold-up at the crotch, making it look like you have an erection
"Dude, put away the one-eyed trouser monster"
"It's not a boner! It's a trouser erection!"
by Leon Walker July 16, 2008
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fake election

The 2016 American Election in which Putin cleverly maneuvered his golden shower-loving pal straight into the White House.
Fake news makes for a fake election and a fake President; Russia is the world’s biggest expert on this stuff!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019
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Erection

Erection an Erection happens when you play with your dick for a loooong time in the bathroom with the show on so your parents don’t hear you.

Erection This type of erection happens when you see a HOT GIRL

Erection it happens when you (Henry) sees the boy in your class (Jasper) looking at you
Henry got the erection when he saw the picture of his grandma on facebook

Henry got the erection when he saw jasper he had to play with his dick so much he just wanted to bang jasper on the table right then and their
by Erection boy September 14, 2020
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