MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

Altima Energy by The mystical M January 4, 2022

pent up sexual energy

When you haven't had sex in an incredibly long time or are a virgin that desperately wants to bone and your sexual desire is so fuckin high that you feel like your dick/pussy is gonna explode

Damn man I haven't had sex since 2009, I've got so much pent up sexual energy

pent up sexual energy by OPP555 May 28, 2017

Big God Energy 

the consistently enormous, organic, and effervescent radiation & exudance of God through someone as a result of the ruthless hunger & limitless depth that defines their obedience to & pursuit of God.

an often subtle & quiet confidence (sans cockiness) and complete security of not needing other people’s benchmarks — wealth, power, prestige, intelligence, beauty — to know one’s own worth because it is so deeply rooted in God.

any suspicion of tryhard vibes kills BGE, as does the kind of cockiness that speaks of insecurity; the true BGE-haver is respectful to those around them, but with swagger.

Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that Big God Energy. He is unstoppable.

Big God Energy by tongo2319 April 4, 2020

Erectional Energy 

The energy released when your P blows inside a V. Not to be misunderstood as the flow of fluid from sack A to hole B, but a environmentally friendly source of free, safe energy located inside ones testes. Once harnessed the energy will be an alternative power source to fossil, coal, and nuclear energies, making them obsolete.

I was going to pleasure my woman with my daily supply of erectional energy, but instead I sold it and bought monkey.

Erectional Energy by Curry_spice January 11, 2012

Monster Energy 

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

Monster Energy by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Dark Energy 

In physical cosmology, astronomy and celestial mechanics, dark energy is a hypothetical form of energy that permeates all of space and tends to increase the rate of expansion of the universe.

The NAACP defines this as an alternative to Black Power

The search for dark energy drives research in astrophysics.

Dark Energy by super_dimensional_fortress June 14, 2010