ear candy

Derived from the term "eye candy." Refers to music that is catchy and pleasurable to listen to but lacks depth, often both musically and lyrically. Ear candy lacks any form of complexity and is intellectually uninteresting. Top 40 hits almost always fall into this category.

Fan Girl: "Justin Bieber is such a genius! His music is SO deep!"

Musician: "You call 'Baby, baby, baby, ooh!' deep? That's just ear candy."

by MoozikMan May 8, 2014

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Ear Sex

1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.

Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.

by N/A October 27, 2003

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'ear....'tanks

Phrase heard when passing a joint to a friend.

1st person handing the joint: 'ear(here)
2nd person receiving the joint: 'tanks(thanks)

by The Poops August 11, 2003

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Ear Fag

Blue Tooth or other hands free mobile device.

Where is my Ear Fag? I cannot talk on the phone and drive without it now.

by Fubar Art January 26, 2008

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ear-69

When two people interlock faces such that each of their mouths is close to the other's ear. This is generally the only way to have a conversation in a crowded club or bar.

"I got the digits of this girl that was probably pretty hot. I'm not sure though, I didn't get a good look at her since we had to ear-69 to talk."

by PositiveZero June 19, 2008

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