dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.

I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!

by Bassam March 8, 2018

dumpster eagle

A raven.

Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.

Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value

Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.

by somethingnew December 6, 2007

Dumpster Salad

Referring to a promiscuous girl who's a hot mess. A slut who doesn't care what people think about her. Most likely a barfly who frequently takes home random guys.

My friend went out with that girl and said she's a dumpster salad who'll sleep with any guy in the bar.

by Cletus Johnson July 27, 2016

cum dumpster

A girl at whs who guzzles mad loads of jizz and gets busted on

this girl lisa is a cum dumpster, she swallows mad loads

by Mike Jizones July 6, 2005

Cum-Dumpster

One who enjoys having cum splurged in her mouth, then dispossing of it by swallowing.

"That bitch swallowed my shiz nizzle like no other."- Anton Campbell

by Da Craker February 21, 2003

Dumpster Fire

Any IT project that Microsoft Consultimg becomes associated with.

The project has become a complete dumpster fire since Microsofy Consulting got involved.

by Leadership Consultant January 18, 2019

Cum dumpster

When a chick is sucking your cock and you notice insane amounts of jizz oozing out of her loose, overworked snatch. Because we are guys, we continue on face fucking her and dump the contents of our balls into said bitches gut.

Dude, really. Your mom is a filthy slut. I mean, she sucks a good dick and all but holy shit she's a total cum dumpster. How many guys do you think she fucked already today? I'm guessing by the amount of jizz i saw seeping out of her loose flappy twat and asshole, that she's been with 8 or 9 guys already today. Have a talk with her will ya?

by Dick driller July 24, 2010