Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

Brown door

Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.

Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.

by Analingus June 26, 2017

back door redneck

When someone sticks a finger in their partners ass and pulls out a small chunk of poo then puts it in their mouth like chewing tobacco

I got a nutty tasting back door redneck from my boyfriend last night.

by Dita Von Dahmer February 7, 2018

Doggy Dooral

When one's sexual partner sticks their head through the doggy door and proceeds to engage in oral sex.

So my physco ex tried to break in my house and I hid from her. Next thing I know this broad sticks her head through the doggy door. I did what had to be done, I pulled my junk out and had her give me that doggy dooral.

by JHigity August 29, 2019

Back door, dickhead

A phrase shouted by angry philly teens and disgruntled commuters when the SEPTA bus drive for gets to open the back door of the bus.

Bus driver: *opens front door*
Disgruntled commuter: “back door, dickhead

Bus driver: Ma bad

by Angry_philly_teen October 8, 2019

knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

shut the fridge door

shut the fuck up in a nicer way or if someone leaves the fridge door open you could use this phrase for advice.

Please shut the fridge door

by rumii May 2, 2018