Briggsy Does Brighton

A legendary homosexual porno film starring gay artist Briggsy. The movie opens with Briggsy hitching a lift to England's gay capital in a caravan. On arrival he buggers his way through the city's gay clubs. A particularly memorable scene shows the arty dwarf bumming a Portuguese trans-sexual over a bar stool whilst a fruity-looking barman douses him with a soda syphon.

Fruity queen: So Briggsy, what title did you give your film in which you do Brighton? Something really clever?

Briggsy: Of course. I decided to call it "Briggsy Does Brighton"

by Colin Cummerbund December 9, 2006

dress coded

"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."

Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.

by Proud citizen of Suxbridge May 22, 2008

Does the carpet match the drapes

One's pubic hair matching the hair on their head.

Often used to find out natural hair color.

In a sentence: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Me: Girl you know what I found out the other day?!

Friend: What?

Me: Britney Spears IS a natural blonde!

Friend: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Me: YEEEHH

by Gigi1000 December 30, 2010

dress jeans

A pair of jeans without holes or too much wear and tear that can be worn on semi-formal occasions without embarrassment.

Your going to the Biff and Muffy's party like that?

Yup. Got my dress jeans on with a dress shirt, dress shoes, leather belt and my Rolex. What are you looking at me like that for? I wouldn't look any better in khakis.

by AYYFRON August 14, 2010

First in, best dressed

It means first come first served in Australian

There is some yummy cake over there. First in, best dressed!

by dredwerker December 3, 2013

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

by Darthvinder February 16, 2009

Home Dresser

Hockey players (usually children) who put on their gear at home because they are too stupid, inept, or retarded to do it at the rink. Generally have poor hockey skills, life skills and tend to be socially awkward.

Darrell and Lee are very shitty hockey players; they must be Home Dressers.

by Apschminkey May 1, 2009