Definitions by Apschminkey

Home Dresser 

Hockey players (usually children) who put on their gear at home because they are too stupid, inept, or retarded to do it at the rink. Generally have poor hockey skills, life skills and tend to be socially awkward.

Darrell and Lee are very shitty hockey players; they must be Home Dressers.

Home Dresser by Apschminkey May 1, 2009