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Divers tongue

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.
"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"
by AnonononIII March 11, 2014
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diversity glass

A bulletproof glass that protects a cashier. Almost always exclusively in black neighborhoods.
Did you see the new McDonalds in Baltimore? They put up diversity glass so the 'groes can't jump the counter.
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diversiphobia

Diversiphobia is a term created by Drew McPherson (diversiphobia.com) to describe the general concept of discrimination against a person, be it due to racism, ageism, ableism, sexism, aspiephobia, xenophobia, anti-semitism, etc. It was necessary to combine these concepts into a single unified terminology to begin the coordinated fight for equality of rights for neurodiverse persons and para-humans, since they are so very few among us.
Autistic people are being mistreated because of diversiphobia
by DrewZero® October 7, 2021
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Driver Loop

The Driver Loop is where you stack many loops upon each other to create a huge sounding piece of music. The loops must also be of similar instrumentation. For example, saxophone and more saxophone.
Sam: Hey, what you making George.

George: I am making a driver loop!
by Pedal Man December 16, 2022
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shitty driver

Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.

They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
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Dead Seat Driver

When you are playing a multi player video game and the person who just died thinks they are the shit and need to tell everybody else how to play the game.... as if they know how to play....
Dont tell me now to get the coins in this fucking game....you are just being a dead seat driver. Mind your own fucking guys.
by timusic March 24, 2010
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Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.
Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?
by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 28, 2018
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