a driver who only drives in the weeks leading up to Christmas. their car is parked and collects dust until next year, preserving the owner's useless driving skills.
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
They can be spotted amongst other Christmas driver's by:
- failing to indicate the intended direction of the vehicle to others
- failing to interpret traffic lights and signs
- failing to read the speed limit and apply the force required to the accelerator pedal
- failing to stay on the road
- failing to have been born with a brain
by burnoutchamp2003 January 03, 2015
by dictionarious December 09, 2008
Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009
This is a person that cannot maintain a steady pressure on the gas pedal in a car. Instead, they go on and off the accelerator repeatedly, causing a terrible experience for all passengers.
by Mill194 July 06, 2013
The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.
by Sinh September 26, 2015
by iqhq April 09, 2010
1.person that operates a crane.
2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.
2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.
Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!
Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver
Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver
by Axelned June 05, 2011