daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

toothbrush diet

When the back end of the toothbrush is used to put down ones throat to then regurgitate any food that’s been swallowed.

I’ve dropped 5kg in 2 days since starting the toothbrush diet!

by Plummdogg October 13, 2020

Pythagorean Diet

When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.

Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.

by MathPlus March 4, 2021

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by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

Dieter

A relaxed Individual who cares most for friends and family. One who let nothing disturb them. An exciting, athletic, adventurous, and respectful person, who honors morals and is especially known for his loyalty, honesty, and compassion for others. Women enjoy his company and appreciate his patience, respect, and manors. A "Dieter" is one who knows how to treat a lady. But, is also known for his clumsiness and sense of humor. A "Dieter" loves to have fun and experience new things.

Dieter = fun
Dieter = Respect
Dieter = Trust

by Unknown3627 February 19, 2009

Stripper's Diet

Cocaine and water.

Candy asks Tabitha how to lose a few pounds. She slyly recommends the Stripper's Diet: cocaine and water, that's all it takes.

by LisaNoah March 31, 2011