Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.

Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.

by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

Douchebag

Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors

Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!

by Fuckingfuckfucker October 13, 2016

douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 4, 2014

douchebag

Comcast

"Comcast are the definition of douchebags"

by Tracytron December 14, 2017

Douchebag

~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag

by Just.Another.Nothing October 10, 2014

Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.

My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!

by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017